And 'from October that no one writes here anymore, and anyway I do not think him a fool fuck anyone, as the many comments on this blog has received the item sull'orrido epic film Twilight. However, the statuettes were handed over in a ceremony monotonous and somewhat disappointing. To correct this mess, I decided to create my own personal Oscars, with lots of new categories:
Film with the best qualities of time warp: The Hurt Locker
Why? Well, it seems to me that when a film of 2008 can take home the Oscar statuettes 6, 2009, the only explanation is that it can travel in time best of DeLorean Back to the Future.
Best alien movie with good and bad human: District 9
Okay, Avatar had never before seen special effects. I loved my shrimp, however, sported a history and a very original and exciting direction - and a day Today, this is a much rarer gift.
Best Fantasy: Parnassus
Since all the other crap they do and Terry Gilliam's fantasy is cool, the result seems obvious.
most overrated movie of the year: Inglourious Basterds
Tarantino was a big one. 'S why it makes me cry to see people drooling after her last film saying it is boring at the same level of that masterpiece of Pulp Fiction.
Best gay porn hardcore The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Ok, I have not seen. However, since the poster of the film where six young men ogle provocative bare-chested, I do not think it was wrong court. Yes, dear, in the case of Twilight , appearances are not deceiving.
Best Picture taken from Seinfeld: The Twilight Saga: Newman
I know you do not know ourselves ignorant Seinfeld and you can not understand. But then no one reads this blog, so who the fuck cares.
Best Film: Star Trek
Why is it so. If Spock alone is not enough as the reason, all the rest of the film is still almost as cool. Suffice to say that this film is Eric Bana implode just because a planet pulls his cock to a sorrow to Leonard Nimoy.
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