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Do you feel the stench in the air? And 'the unmistakable aroma of that rancid pile of shit that will undoubtedly be "The Twilight Saga Eclipse", which stands menacingly on the end of June. How could it miss the official summary of the novel, for those who have not yet read (then including me)?

After a brief vacation in the beautiful country, our favorite Emo return to the city's Fork, where Bella does not miss the opportunity to troieggiare promiscuously with the Indian Wolf Jacob, which of course does a lot angry Edward Pattison, being an Emo but all I can do when Eddie is angry is to write poems tragic signing them with his manly tears, update her diary-blog describing the state of his soul, and filling the cuffs of nicks cowardly and effeminate . The situation occurs when Victoria falls, still seeking revenge for something that happened in the first book, now shrouded in oblivion and that even she remembers with precision. To get his revenge, the vampire does what any logical person would do in his situation and determined: the first takes the bus to Seattle and began shooting passers-by mowing down the streets with a sawed-off shotgun, then putting it on for the photographers so that Bella and Eddie can read about her in newspapers. Our while preparing for graduation, at which time an unspecified many of Eddie's great-uncle would turn Bella into a vampire so why pull the cock, but Eddie is increasingly troubled by the relationship between Jacob and Bella, because this' Last invokes the name of the wolf with the broom while Pattison, and the wolf itself, which she nicknamed "Big J" has become a regular guest under the covers of the two lovers. Vampires and wolves Navajo (much less how it sounds cool) bury the hatchet when wolf-are forced to team up to fight Victoria, which is paving the streets of bodies just to be able to reach a stupid girl Emo ignorant who spends half the time in the faint hope of not being too obvious from predators. The two sides will make an appointment for civil damages the skin, and the night before the battle all the young people camped in the woods where he prepares a feast based on grass, beer and unbridled sex. Eddie manages to surprise the big J that trumpet Bella strongly Indian, but the wolf has a ready excuse and claims starla simply protecting from the cold. While the great J runs into battle with the bird still hanging down, Eddie is as safe as a coward and Bella wonders whether it should change stallion. Meanwhile, Victoria makes her way among the opponents to reach the shots and saw Emo-camp, only to end up killed by Eddie the guts in front of Bella. To celebrate, the two copulate in the blood and offal, but Jacob can not support the scene and escapes with clapper dangling.