Right now airs the fourth season of Primeval, the British series epic that tells of a herd of English who are hunting a dinosaur emerging from space-time anomalies. As a winner, the series can still be improved, and here's how:
1) James Lester should become the central character, and every time that comes into the picture should be surrounded by the entire female cast, past and present, of the show, ready to queuing up under his desk to satisfy his exuberant virility, but in any event there should be at least a scene in which Lester fights a monster, killing UNARMED.
2) In fact, by then the name of the show could change from "Primeval" to "Lester" and the letter would show only pictures of Ben Miller who looks pissed off the camera.
3) Connor should die. In each. Single. Bet. The hands of a monster and / or Lester. Or killed by Lester after he saved him from a monster, for the sake of killing him with his hands. Endless copies of Connor would be produced through temporal paradoxes caused by deficiencies and / or technology for the cloning of Helen, the one order to be able to kill the next step.
4) What happened to the good old days when Abby rarely wore the pants in the privacy of your home? Seriously, folks.
5) Nick Cutter should be revived, but it should be French, wearing a striped shirt and a beret, wearing a goatee beard and walk around with a baguette under his arm. Do not even care why.
6) Alan Grant should become part of the regular cast of the show.
7) Jason Flemyng should lead to the cylinder and whiskers, reminiscent of the good old days when he played Jekyll.
8) should accentuate stereotipicità English characters. Abby should lead a golden-eyed and shouting "This is outrageous!" whenever a monster through an anomaly, and Danny Becker should greet each other with a "How are you, old oak tree?" every time you cross the corridors at 5 everyone should meet in the great hall for tea with biscuits (no matter how many tyrannosaurs are raging in Piccadilly Circus) and Sunday is the day of fox hunting in which Lester, riding Cutter, would hunt for Connor fields swinging a heavy bat, between the general hilarity of all present.
9) gay kiss between Matt and the old who attends ambiguous.
the moment is everything.
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